egad! no bondage?

~ Tuesday, February 21 ~

Working from home = bunhead.

~ Thursday, January 26 ~

I’ll take “Gastrointestinal Foods” for $600, Alex

Oatmeal for breakfast, strawberry smoothie for a snack, and brown rice for lunch.

What is “Diet when you’re having an ulcerative colitis flare”?

You got it.

~ Tuesday, January 24 ~

I hate that I like this

kellyoxford:

Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out.
I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen.
Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds.
Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly.

WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?!
WHAT
THE
FUCK….

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~ Wednesday, January 18 ~

Hanging out with Lucy.

Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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